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How could you pass up a deal like that?
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering
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me:
that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
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me:
yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
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me:
why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
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me:
i'ma read the back of this.
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me:
lather, rinse, repeat?
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me:
why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
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me:
hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
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me:
if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
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me:
eheheheheheheheheheh.
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me:
but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
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me:
did i already wash my hair?
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me:
i think i did but i don't remember.
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me:
i'ma do it again.
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me:
FUCK I REPEATED.
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me:
well played, pantene pro-v.
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me:
i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
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me:
i bet it's awkward.
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me:
i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
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me:
okay time to get out.
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where the fuck is my towel.
Balchik, Bulgaria (by Been Around)
(Source: uoa)
(Source: superpunch2)
(Source: hyperuniverse)
(Source: whatkind0fdreamisthis)
St.Basil’s Cathedral, Moscow (by u c c r o w)
(Source: gorrjess)
Nerd Wants There to Be Fireworks
If this doesn’t work, I guess I’ll have to show her my anime collection.
Ffor you sarah :)
(Source: sic56)
Keystone Light Beer Pong Table
232 Keystone Light cans, 40 ft of blue rope light. Made by 5 college kids with spare parts from our garage. PVC pipe and house trim. Colorado swag. Drink to be productive.
