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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering

  • me:

    that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.

  • me:

    yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.

  • me:

    why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?

  • me:

    i'ma read the back of this.

  • me:

    lather, rinse, repeat?

  • me:

    why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?

  • me:

    hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.

  • me:

    if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?

  • me:

    eheheheheheheheheheh.

  • me:

    but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.

  • me:

    did i already wash my hair?

  • me:

    i think i did but i don't remember.

  • me:

    i'ma do it again.

  • me:

    FUCK I REPEATED.

  • me:

    well played, pantene pro-v.

  • me:

    i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.

  • me:

    i bet it's awkward.

  • me:

    i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.

  • me:

    okay time to get out.

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    where the fuck is my towel.

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